CAMPAIGN AGAINST SCAMS
Next time you get one of those emails teling you that a large amount of money will be deposited into your bank account if you tell them your account details, tell them to give you a ring. Then go and find the most expensive chatline you can, out of the back of a magazine or paper and send it to them. They probably wont appreciate paying 1.50 a minute to speak to "horny suzie" or whatever.
Alternatively, just sound really enthusiastic and send them fake details. It will waste their time and they deserve it. If everyone did this, they might think twice.